May 23, 2008 The Whole Marcos Show presents A Mekk Marcos stand-alone presentation ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Introduction Zero depiction whatsoever; only voices. Voice 1: I'm right. You're wrong. That's just the way it is. Voice 2: You're system of fact-filtering is completely unconstitutional! Voice 1: ~You're~ completely unconstitutional! You are of this city's lower class! It would do you perfectly well to know your place, and never forget it until the day you die! Voice 2: Who ~are~ you to say what facts certain people are to believe to be the opposite; what ~lies~ certain people are to believe to be the opposite? Voice 1: I am not only mayor, but one who hails from the ~upper~ class! I was raised around upper class material; ergo, I was destined to actually be a part of it. Voice 2: And I was raised around ~lower class~ material? Voice 1: No; you were simply... different. Voice 2: That's it?! Voice 1: Nuff said, now leave. Voice 2: Nuff said, my foot! Voice 1: LEAVE! (critical melee sound) FISTICUFF WINGS FistiSpecial Roman Numeral I CORRUPTION IN CODVILLE Scene 1 Felionel Manor. Terry and Myanica (both out of costume) do a co-op run on the Nintendo DS video game "Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin". Terry: Don't get so close to that creature; we share the same lifebar. Myanica: I know. Both of their player characters die anyway. Then, Luey enters depiction with an envelope in hand. Luey: Miss Myanica and Master Terry, I have a letter for you both. Terry, taking envelope: So be it. (opens it) Terry then reads aloud the following text. Dear Mr. Wingbearer and Ms. Felionel, The Commonwealth of Cantenbign* needs your help against a man whose immediate possession of the title of "Mayor of Codville" has now been in question. It recently came to our attention that Thomas Desmond has allegedly mistreated most of his own fellow citizens, all of whom do not even work directly for the local government. Since you have done so much good for your own city, we believe that both of you will be as big a help in Codville. Please go there, ASAP. Sincerely, Governor Lopas Adams Commonwealth of Cantenbign (*pronounced "can-tin-bine") Myanica, grinning: Wow! Is that groovy, or ~is that groovy~?! Koi County's Absolute's goin' ~statewide~! Luey: "Koi County's Absolute"? Myanica, ^_^: That would be Terry and I. Terry: I figured that much. We should both suit up and be on our way. After the two lovebirds throw on their crime-fighting costumes (with Terry's cape at the back), they open the front door to leave, just to see a Puerto Rican-looking man (Barcelone) appear before them. Barcelone: Good afternoon. You know who I am, right? Myanica: Leo Barcelone, (shaking hands w/ Barcelone) district attorney of Koi County! Barcelone, shaking hands w/ Terry: And you must be that Wingbearer kid I've heard so much about. Terry: None other, Mr. Barcelone, sir. Barcelone: Ah, there's (rubs Terry's hair) no need to call me sir; I don't work for the army. Terry, sweat drop: So be it... Leo. Myanica: Well, be'd better get to my car. Barcelone: Wait a moment, Miss Felionel, why drive to Codville when you can hitch a ride there with my RV? Terry: An RV? Barcelone: The wife, kids, and I usually use it for camping, but my business car is currently occupied, (pointing thumb @ RV) so... Myanica: Dude, you're almost as happy-go-lucky as I am. Scene 2 Terry and Myanica step into Barcelone's RV; as Terry does so, his cape shifts to the front. Barcelone: You two can make yourselves at home until we get there, alright? Myanica, grinning: Sure thing, dude. Barcelone then closes the door and approaches the driver's seat. Scene 2a Later, as Terry, Myanica, and Barcelone are on their way... Myanica, shins-down: Hey, Terry, you didn't bring your PSP or DS, did ya? Terry, looking out a window: I never bring recreational handhelds to an endeavor such as this one. Myanica: Neither do I. I mean, one time, I stashed my DS into one of my cat ears on the way to taking some dudes down. Its presence was completely uneventful.* (*That's the same as when I once brought ~my~ DS to the Pennsylvania Renaissance Faire, just to never use it at all; ever since, I would only bring that ~and~ my PSP to a relative's house in another neighborhood) Terry: Exactly. Myanica: This also means we can't do multiplayer on ~anything~ until we come back home from this whole thing. Terry: That may be true, (cooing tone) but there is one thing we ~can~ do together as we await our own presence in Codville - (turns to Myanica w/ right of cape across; whispering) bask in our love... (approaches Myanica and covers her in both sides of cape; still whispering) by way of lip association. (lip-touches Myanica) After the first lip-touch, Myanica puts her left hand on Terry's cheek and they lip-touch twice more. Terry, yet still whispering: remember, myanica, romance between a male and a female, regardless of age, (lip-touch) always has been and always will be, (quick lip-touch) a natural event for the human race. (longer lip-touch) Myanica, cooing tone: You ~do~ realize that you've already told me that several times, right? Terry, continuing to whisper: i do. do you wish for me to stop? Myanica, still using cooing tone: No way, lover. Anything you whisper so close to me ~always~ brings about a soothing, searing breeze. (another long lip-touch) Terry, not yet done whispering: which reminds me... (moves behind Myanica, who's still shrouded in Terry's cape; kisses Myanica's ear) how wonderful does this breeze feel, when it enters one of your human ears? (kisses Myanica's ear again) Myanica, cooing tone yet again: It's especially groovy in ~there~. Terry, whispering even still: and how much euphoria do you receive each time i ~kiss~ one of your human ears? (kisses Myanica's ear yet again) Myanica, more cooing: So ~much~ euphoria; I'd be hard-pressed to know exactly how much. (kisses Terry's shoulder) Getting intimate like this tends to be ~that~ enjoyable. Terry, whispering one last time: my thoughts exactly. (lip-touches Myanica once more) Scene 3 Barcelone's RV finally makes it to Codville. The vehicle has parked in front of a city court. Myanica, leaving RV: Dude, I know you're a lawyer and all, but why are we stopping here? Barcelone, ditto: I have been appointed as the prosecuting attorney in behalf of Ronald Desmond. Terry, cape at back: (also leaving RV) ~Ronald~ Desmond? Barcelone: He is - get this, guys - the mayor's son. Myanica: No duh. Same surname! Terry, to Barcelone: This doesn't pertain to his father's supposed actions against this city, does it? Barcelone: I'm afraid so. His own son is said to be one of the victims of his speculated dictatorship. Terry: Good lord. We ~must~ get to the bottom of this! Barcelone: Patience, Wingbearer, patience. Let's attend the trial first. Scene 3a Terry, Myanica, and Barcelone are now within the court. Bailiff: Ladies and gentlemen, the honorable, Judge Sherwood. Judge Sherwood then appears and takes his position as judge. Sherwood: Dillon Desmond, you are charged with own-home burglary at the expense of your brother ~Ronald~ Desmond. How do you plea? Myanica, to Barcelone: Why do I have the feeling that there's a family feud going on? Barcelone: Shh! Dillon, to Sherwood: Not guilty. Sherwood: I see. Ronald, to Terry and Myanica: This is where his not-guilty plea gets contradicted. Bailiff: The city court of Codville now calls ~Gnono Vimil~* to the stand. (*pronounced "nyah-no vih-meel") A blonde man (Gnono) then appears and takes the stand. Bailiff: Please state your name for the record. Gnono: My name is Gnono Vimil. Bailiff: You know the plaintiff, Ronald Desmond, do you not? Gnono: That's right. Throughout my days as his friend, he has been a very honest soul. (twitches in a seemingly painful way) But not his lawyer! (back to normal) Terry: What in Sam Hill? Barcelone: Was he just talking about ~me~? Gnono: Uh... every iota of property he has ever had and still has, he has taken pristine care of since day one of each item. (twitches) Or so Barcelone wants us all to think! (back to normal) There is now inaudible talk emanating from the crowd. Ronald: Gnono, what are you talking about? Sherwood, to crowd: (swinging gavel down) Order! Order! You'd ~all~ do well to give me order! The inaudible talk then quiets down. Gnono: In other words, there is no way at all that Ronald would possibly misplace something he has explicit memories of putting back in a specific spot. (twitches) You are ~so~ full of it! Ronald forced me to lie, and ~Barcelone~ made 'im do it! (upper-body muscles start to grow) Shooting's too good for DA Leo Barcelone! Injecting's too good for DA Leo Barcelone! His entire skeleton should be broken to the point where he screams so loud as to drown out every other sound around him! I shall kill him! (lifts up podium) Kill!!! (throws podium @ Barcelone) Terry, Myanica, Barcelone, and Ronald all dodge the podium, then they regroup away from everyone else who is running from Gnono. Terry, to Ronald: Ronald, right? Ronald: Yeah. Terry: For some reason, your friend despises Mr. Barcelone here. Once Myanica and I distract him, I want you both to run straight out of this building until the situation calms down. Barcelone: I swear even to Lucifer and Xenu, Wingbearer, you don't gotta tell ~me~ twice! Myanica: Then let's bust this joint before the joint busts ~us~! The quartet then run out of the courtroom, with Gnono on their tail, having crashed through the doorway. Gnono, straight after the crash: Barcelone! You've got nerve up the bumcake alienating my dear friend! The quartet jump over some debris and hide behind it. Barcelone: Jeezum Crow around the world! What's with that guy?! Ronald, standing up and facing Gnono: Gnono, you know perfectly well that Barcelone wasn't lying! Terry, yanking Ronald down: It's no use, Ronald; he won't respond to your voice until whatever's gotten into him wears off. Myanica, looking @ Gnono: Dude! This particular diarrhea mess is Uberdiss all over again! Terry, ditto: You're absolutely right! (faces Myanica) Let's just hope nobody gets killed this time.* (*Remember, Uberdiss killed Claire Maxwell T_T) Terry and Myanica jump over the debris and toward Gnono, ready to subjugate him. Myanica: Listen here, ~Bruce Banner~, if you want to give Koi County's DA what-the-heck-for on account to his fallacious making-stuff-up charges, (points thumb @ self) you'll have to go through Koi County's Absolute, first. Terry, to Myanica: (-_-) Is that ~really~ our duo name? Myanica, ^_^: Sure is, lover. Gnono: Fine by me, so long as Barcelone is eventually put to justice! Gnono then tries to smash Terry and Myanica to the ground, but both metahumans block the double-fisted blow with ease. Myanica, grinning: You already see why we're Koi County's Absolute, don't ya? Gnono, ready to kick Myanica: Why would I care about ~that~?! Myanica foils Gnono's attempt to kick her out of his way by using only her knee pad. Myanica: That's right, dude; the knee pads aren't just for show. Terry, to Gnono: Now get a grip! (punches Gnono away from he and Myanica) Gnono: I'll get you for that! (charges toward Terry and Myanica) RAAAAAAAAAH! Myanica, picking up a fold-up chair: A~~~~~~~~~h, (smacks Gnono w/ chair) shaddap! Gnono: Ugh... you smacked me ~good~. (slowly reverts to normal) What happened? Terry: We're all (pulls cape forward) wondering the same thing, Mr. Vimil. But for now, let's get your friend and Barcelone back in the courtroom so the trial may continue. Scene 3b Everyone (except Gnono) is back in the courtroom, remaining as though Gnono's attempt on Barcelone's life never happened (and Terry's cape is once again at the back). Sherwood: Okay, now. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, how do you find the defendant? Dillon's own lawyer (Provo) bears a menacing grin. Provo, thinking: My next not-guilty verdict. Come to big daddy Provo Parma. One of the jury members stands up to announce the verdict. Jury Member: Guilty. Provo: What?! Dillon: That ain't supposed to happen! Ronald: Oh my god, true justice in Codville? Barcelone, hand on Ronald's shoulder: (grinning) I kick that much bumcake, Mr. Desmond. Ronald, also grinning: It's about time we celebrate. Provo watches the four leave the courtroom, and then contacts someone by way of cell phone. Provo: Tommy, we have quite a problem. Scene 4 An undisclosed park. Terry, Myanica, Barcelone, Ronald, and a group of other people have gathered together. Ronald: Ladies and gentlemen of the resistance, a ~true~ criminal has finally been put behind bars in the city of Codville! Applause ensues. Ronald: And the man who deserves every bit of credit there is standing right next to me; Mr. Leonardo Barcelone! More applause sounds. Terry, to Myanica: Has this city ~really~ been hit so hard by whatever the mayor's doing? Myanica: I'm wondering the same thing, myself. Ronald, to all: With District Attorney Barcelone of Koi County on ~our~ side, we have no less than an almighty edge against my father's unjust tyranny over our innocent town! Let's give this court hero a shout out! Yet another iota of applause. Ronald, to Barcelone: How would you like to give a speech of your own? Barcelone: No problem. As Barcelone steps forward, a pistol toting man (???) is depicted, having covertly watched everything. ???: So ~that's~ Barcelone. Sure looks Puerto Rican for someone who's Italian by name nationality. (points gun @ Barcelone) No matter. Barcelone: People of Codville, I'd like to thank you all for choosing ~me~ as Ronald Desmond's lawyer. ??? then shoots down Barcelone in one shot. Barcelone himself falls down in slow motion as the gunshot echoes the whole way. Once the fall is complete, the entire resistance except for Ronald runs away, and Terry searches Barcelone for the bullet wound. Terry: Good lord! This man has been shot dead on the spot! Then comes a divided depiction of Myanica and Ronald. Ronald: What?! Myanica, in unison: Are you kidding me?! Terry: Darn it! (punches ground) First, the RaijinTech CEO's sister, now Koi County's District Attorney! (cape shifts forward; fist raised to face level) Unrelated, yes, ~but they both still died unjust deaths!~ A gas grenade suddenly zips by Terry's face. Terry: Now what? The gas grenade then detonates, causing Terry, Myanica, and Ronald to all cough. Thugs wearing gas masks enter the cloud, just for one of them to be held by the neck by Myanica. Myanica: Which one of you shot Leo Barcelone? Thug 1: Uh... Myanica: Rrr. Just, (punches Thug 1 away) get outta my face! Thug 2: There's that Wingbearer load of bumcake! Thug 3: What should we do to him? Thug 4: Let's pull down his shorts and spank 'im for being such a ~naughty boy~! Terry: RUH!!!!! An explosive aura emanating from Terry knocks the three thugs away from him. It also blows away the gas cloud. Terry, cape at the back: ~You're~ the ones who need a spanking, if you know what I mean! One remaining thug (Thug 5) tries to sneak away. However... Terry, having been facing away from him: Which one of you ~shot~ the District Attorney?! Thug 5: UH! Terry then leaps toward Thug 5 and kicks him across the face and into the ground. Terry, cape whipping forward as he lands on the ground: Answer my question! Thug 5, sitting up: All right, already! Terry, picking Thug 5 up by chest of shirt: Wise decision. Thug 5: It was Desmond who shot your precious lawyer, not any of ~us~. Terry: You mean the mayor? Thug 5: Of course. He had it coming, man! He had it coming all the way from Andromeda! Terry then has a raging white aura appear around him, throwing back his cape. Terry: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT SUCH A RIGHTEOUS ~SOUL~! (punches Thug 5's gut) Thug 5: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Terry: Gatling FIST!!!!! Terry fires his usual salvo on the hapless hooligan. When the attack is finished, the thug goes flying straight out of the park. Terry: DESMOND! I am officially convinced of your corruption!!! (last word echoes) Scene 5 The Mayor's office. Thug 1 from the previous scene (with his nose plugged up by tissues because of what Myanica had done to him) stands right next to Desmond. Desmond: I see that the Wingbearer and Felionel took the DA's early dismissal darn-alec well. Thug 1: They sure did. Ugh, this hurts like Hades. Desmond: The important thing here, my friend, is that you're still in one piece. Thug 1: But what the heck about my comrades? Desmond: They should be fine, too; those Koian metahumans aren't the killing type, no matter what. Thug 1: Oh, that's right. Desmond: I wonder when Vimil should attack those two since I have already eliminated Barcelone myself. Thug 1: STAT, man! Even with the tear gas on them those blowhards mopped the floor with us with nonexistent effort! Desmond: Good point. Scene 6 Gnono's apartment. Gnono, on the phone with someone: What?! Barcelone's ~dead~?! Surely, this has to be... (twitch) the most kick-alec news I've ever been face-to-face with! (starts to transform) Now if you'll excuse me, I've got an unruly bird and cat to put to sleep! After Gnono hangs up, he punches a hole through the wall and leaps out. Scene 6a Terry, Myanica, and Ronald are now in an alleyway. Ronald, having punched a wall: What the heck has possessed my father to stoop so low as to personally execute ~murder~?! Myanica: Something ~really~ crazy, that's all ~we~ know. Terry: It would do us well to stop this tyranny at the very source; we ~will~ not lose a third Koian to such mercilessness! Gnono, undepicted: Attention, Wingbearer and Felionel! Ronald: That was Gnono! Myanica: Yeah; we've only faced Uberdiss the Second once and I already know that tone of voice anywhere. Gnono, still undepicted: You two were in on Barcelone's alienation of Ronald Desmond all along! Ergo, I owe you ~both~ oblivion as well! Kill!!! (crashes thru wall behind Terry, who reacts by dodging his tackle attempt) Terry: Answer me this, Gnono; is Thomas Desmond controlling you like that? Gnono: What does ~that~ matter to you?! Given that you and your ladyfriend are about to die! Myanica: How 'bout we beat it out of you. (fist into palm) It's easier that way. Gnono: Easier ~said than done~ is more like it! (palm-rams both Terry and Myanica) The force of Gnono's blow causes the two lovers to crash into a wall. Myanica: Woof! He wasn't ~that~ strong before! Gnono: Wingbearer! Felionel! I ~must~ break every bone in your body! Terry, to Myanica: A chair to the face will probably not work on him, this time. Myanica: No kidding. As Gnono tries to punch the two crime fighters, said targets dodge the blow in the nick of time. Terry: I think he's now up to the level Uberdiss himself was at when he overpowered my Final Phoenix.* (*See Season 2, Episode 5) Gnono: Would you ~please~ stop trying to compare me to Adam Nellie's second genetic misfortune?! Such insults only make me want to kill you ~all the more~! (punches again, but Terry dodges) Myanica: And what makes you so different, exactly? Other than Danreu's lack of involvement or the fact that he practically could've cared ~less~ about the DA. Gnono: That's just it, my dear Felionel; Mayor Desmond has me terminating disgusting liars ~like~ Barcelone, rather than random innocents like Mr. RaijinTech's sister! (cocking back fist) Now without further ado! Familiar Voice: WOH! Gnono, getting hit: !!! Who did that?! Familiar Voice: The only being on this Earth ~explicitly~ in charge of the Wingbearer's fall! Gnono's surprise attacker reveals to be Joey Saxon. Myanica, -_-: Pervy-Knux; (to Terry) only ~he~ would say that sort of thing about ~you~. Joey, to Myanica: About the Wingbearer, yes; about that silly little love triangle, no. There, I've just countered your predictability, Miss Felionel. Myanica: Dude, ~you're~ the one who's predictable. Terry: Myanica, he saves our lives, and yet, you bicker in his face? Myanica, eyes bulge: Well ~he~ bickered, first! Terry: No matter; this our chance to retreat! Gnono, as Terry & Myanica retreat: (to Joey) DynaShao, huh? Joey: What of it, Hanover?* (*Gnono's Hulk-like form is based on Hanover Fiste from the animated movie "Heavy Metal"; in fact, the courtroom scene in this entry is a mimic of that movie's courtroom scene) Gnono: Shouldn't you be using it ~against~ villains instead of on their behalf? Mike, undepicted: It's yo' ~Mayor~ who's the villain here! (walks into depiction) Joey: As you would say, Mike, "Yeah, boy." Gnono: In that case, I'll kill you both, first! (charges toward Mike & Joey) Scene 7 An unnamed hotel. Terry (cape up front) and Myanica take a room on the top floor. When the two make it, Terry approaches the window and holds the right of his cape across. Terry, thinking: That building over there; there's something about it that I ~know~ has something to do with Desmond, but I can't lay a finger on it. Suddenly, Myanica approaches Terry, goes shins-down, and kisses his right shoulder through his cape a few times. Myanica, cooing tone: This day has been pretty stressful for both of us. (kisses Terry's shoulder) I mean, we dealt with an Uberdiss wanna-be twice, not to mention the fact that this city's own mayor shot ~our~ DA dead. (kisses Terry's shoulder again) I was thinking, lover; each time we're stressed out like this, we should use intimacy to relieve it. (kisses Terry's shoulder once more) What better way to relax and (Terry lowers right of cape to waist) take the stress off? Terry, ditto: (puts right of cape around Myanica's own waist) You know, Myanica, (puts left of cape around Myanica's neck; whispering) that's not a bad idea at all. The two then lip-touch several times as usual. Terry, still whispering: people go through stress all the time; (lip-touch) more so for us crime fighters, (lip-touch) for we aren't any different in a thousand years. (longer lip-touch) Scene 8 Meanwhile, back in the alleyway where Gnono is still once again in his Hanover Fiste-wannabe state. Gnono: Kill!!! Kill, kill, kill, until I can't kill anymore! Mike, to Joey: Dang it! He sure is killin' my patience! Joey: That makes two of us! I'm always expecting him knock me across the entire city, landing me a crucial injury, just like Uberdiss! Gnono, tearing off a nearby signpost: What did I just tell you about comparing me to Uberdiss?! (throws signpost @ Joey) Joey dodges the signpost. Joey: It's going to take ~more~ than a makeshift javelin to get the better of DynaShao! Gnono: Oh, yeah? Mike: Ye~~~~~~~~~~ah, BOY!!! Mike then does a crushing blow to Gnono's chest area. Gnono: [long shut-mouth groan]! Mike: It just goes to show the likes of ~you~ that age hasn't done ~squat~ against ~my~ fisticuff expertise! (kicks Gnono on the chin) Gnono: Oh!!!!! Joey, to Mike: Well played! Mike: I suppose I could have ~you~ take over. Joey, approaching Gnono: I don't mind if I do. Gnono, seeing Mike walk away: Now where is ~he~ heading off to? Joey: He no longer matters Mr. "He-Should-Be-Torn-To-Itsy-Bitsy-Pieces-And- Buried-Alive"; the time has come for you to face the DynaShao Barrage! And so Joey gives it to Gnono in classic DynaShao fashion, complete with so many sound effects that Bruce and/or Brandon Lee would have ultimately wanted to sue him for infringement had at least either one still lived. Joey, with fist glowing green: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Joey then performs the most massive punch he has ever thrown so far, finally knocking Gnono Vimil ~way~ out cold, transformation back to normal and all. Joey: Mike, I believe this guy should no longer be a problem. Mike, returning to depiction: That's good to know; maybe we should some place to crash for the time being just in case the 'Bearer and Felionel wish for our help with another situation. Joey: You took the words right out of my mouth. Scene 9 Back in Terry and Myanica's hotel room, Koi County's Absolute themselves share one more lip-touch, with the left of Terry's cape no longer on Myanica (although the right is still around her waist). Myanica, cooing tone: Feel better now, lover. Terry, whispering into Myanica's ear: as a matter of fact, i do. (kisses ear; uncovers Myanica completely; no longer whispering) By the way, Myanica, have you (points to strange building) noticed that building over there? Myanica, normal: Whoa! Not until now! It's straight the heck outta some 1950s sci-fi film with clichés that would later be spammed for later-decade low-budget flicks! Terry: I believe that ~that~ building has something to do with Desmond. I have no idea why I came to such a connection, so that's all the more reason to investigate. Myanica, standing up: Groovy. I can't wait to get the bottom of this. Scene 10 Terry and Myanica use Barcelone's RV to approach the strange building the next day. Myanica, getting out: Jeez, it looks even ~more~ like an outdated movie set now that we're right in front of it! Terry, ditto: (cape at back) Well, whatever's inside has to be a lot more sinister than its exterior, provided that my hunch is no joke, of course. Terry then opens the door to the out-of-place facility. Myanica, shouting outward: Hello? Anybody in here besides us boyfriend and girlfriend? An inexplicable explosion suddenly blows Myanica back outside. Provo, undepicted: Of course, there's someone in here. As Provo enters depiction, he is shown carrying a nunchaku in his right hand. Terry: You; you were the lawyer of Ronald Desmond's brother. Provo: And I take it ~you're~ acting on behalf of the bad egg himself? Terry: The only bad egg here in Codville is the very man who has lost is right to call himself Mayor the instant he became the death of a very specific Leonardo Barcelone! Provo: Still whining about ~him~, huh? He chose the wrong Desmond offspring to provide legal aid for! Live with it, or else! Terry: Or else what? I get that nunchaku across the face? Provo: Close enough. Provo then swings his nunchaku diagonally upward across his body, resulting in Terry being knocked back with the same explosion that hit Myanica. Terry: So ~you're~ the one who endangered Myanica's beauty so! Provo: Guilty as charged! I have the metahuman ability to make explosions take place wherever I so please, all with the swing of a nunchuck. (swings nunchaku again) Terry: ! (dodges explosion) Let's see you do that to me when I'm running wild, so to speak. (foot auras appear; starts running around Provo) Provo, grinning: No matter how fast you run, my Boom-Chaku power will surely roast you good! Provo undoes his grin and starts twirling his nunchaku around, sending explosions all over the place. After some time, the explosions stop and Provo now looks like he's twirling an ~invisible~ nunchaku. Provo, realizing his nunchaku is gone: What the heck? Terry, undepicted: Looking for this? Provo, turning to Terry's direction: You! Terry is then depicted holding Provo's nunchaku. The young metahuman tosses up the nunchaku and punches it, his gift of superhuman strength causing his fist to literally reduce the weapon to dust. Provo: !!!!! (falls onto knees) Terry now approaches the now-literally-powerless, corrupt attorney. Provo: Okay, okay! I yield; I yield, dag it! You've unarmed me! Go back to whatever you came here for! Terry, clutching the chest of Provo's white business suit: You still need to be punished for what you did to my lover! Your attack hit her right in the face! (vision of the aforementioned) Provo: Are you really that girl-crazy?! Terry: Close enough. (inflicts a shockwave-yielding headbutt on Provo) As a result of Terry's final blow, Provo Parma flies out of the building like Myanica did, except much farther. Afterward, Koi County's symbol of anti-corruption checks up on Myanica. Terry: Are you all right, lover? Myanica: Yeah, I'm alright. (stands up) All whatever that was did to me was throw me back. Terry: He still attacked the woman I love unreasonably, so he has achieved atonement. Myanica: Now that you mention it, that ~was~ a little uncalled-for. A gunshot suddenly knocks Myanica's cat-ear headpiece off of her head. Myanica, as though quoting Doctor Horrible*: That's not a good sound. (*Just ask Joss Whedon, Neil Patrick Harris [especially him], and Nathan Fillion) Myanica then approaches the headpiece, picks it up, and notices that the left ear has been blown clean off. Myanica: And ~this~ isn't a good ~sight~. Desmond, undepicted: Neither are the two of you! Myanica, oval eyes: ~Now~ who the heck is that?! Terry, to Desmond: It seems that we finally caught up with you, Thomas Desmond! Desmond: I tried to make Gnono Vimil the death of Barcelone, yet ~I~ had to make that happen myself! Both Vimil ~and~ my personal attorney Provo Parma have later taken ~you two~ on, only for Vimil to be distracted and Parma to be flat-out humiliated! But tonight, (whipping out dual pistols) that will end NOW! Terry: You're absolutely right, Desmond; (fist into palm) this appalling mess ~will~ end! (to Myanica) Myanica, regroup with Mike and Joey, and make sure Gnono doesn't transform yet again. Myanica: Wait; we aren't gonna double-team this guy?! [sigh]. Fine. (leaves) Desmond, to Terry: So, you're going to do this one-on-one, Wingbearer. That's quite unlike you when you've got Myanica Felionel with you. Terry: She only left to protect the rest of Codville from whatever you did to Gnono. Desmond: You're the one who will need protecting! Desmond then executes assorted gun kata techniques on Terry, but - as usual - the youngster easily deflects the bullets*. (*He only wasn't so lucky in Season 2, Episode 10 because he didn't "prepare" his body for Adam Nellie's gun going off on him) Desmond: Such power and reflexes. It's no wonder that your hometown reveres you so much. Terry: This you're saying when you've only been on the tip of the iceberg. At any rate, Desmond, ~tell me~! Why have you been doing those things to your own elder son as well as specific other people?! Desmond: 'Cause they bear neurological ~gifts~! That's why! Gifts that allowed them to make short work of even ~college~ educations! I, on the other hand, wound up having all my graduations DELAYED! It wasn't until I was twenty-one that I graduated from high school, and I didn't even go to college; I ~couldn't~. But Ronald, ~oh my god~, that lucky deuce! Terry: You definitely deserve to resign as Mayor. (punches Desmond) Desmond: WHY YOU! The two then fight fiercely, Terry's self-taught fisticuff-handling evenly matched with Desmond's gun kata. Desmond: You are starting to annoy me, boy! Terry: So be it; as long as I bring about a reminder that you embody the polar opposite of the duties a Mayor has on behalf of his city's citizens. Desmond: ~My~ only duty is make mine the TOP BRAIN! (fires a pair of chi- enhanced bullets) Terry dodges the bullets with ease. Desmond: Curses! (aims guns again) Oh, well. When Desmond pulls both triggers, both guns emit the telltale clicking sound that screams "out of ammo" practically loud enough to give banshees a run for their money. Desmond: You've gotta be kidding me. Terry: (slight pause) You're just lucky that the only thing ~you~ did to my lover was damage part of her outfit. (puts right index finger on Desmond's head) Fingertip Slumber. Desmond, feeling drowsy: My actions strike you as an unfathomable offense, and yet your ultimate punishment for me is something so benign? (loses consciousness) Terry: (pulls cape up front) Only because you were much more benign to Myanica than your lawyer was. The local police then appears in front of the facility, presumably to apprehend Desmond. Narrator: And so, Thomas Desmond has been relinquished his position of Mayor of Codville. His semi-estranged son Ronald makes a memorial speech about DA Barcelone. And Koi County's Absolute, as well as their two allies, return to Koi County, and continue patrolling their own territory. (pause) A thousand apologies for the rush ending, by the way. END Fisticuff Wings and all original characters copyright 2009 The Whole Marcos Show. All rights reserved. Terry McScotty (Tsubame Tsubakura) character copyright 2009 Inuki Eiji/Takara/d-rights. Exclusive FW Terry (Tsubame) concept copyright 2009 The Whole Marcos Show. All rights reserved.