June 2003 ]>:] [ MEH AH HA HA HA HA!!! The Whole Marcos Show presents... ]>:[ ] Aaaaaaahhh... A Mekk Marcos play... Prologue ]>:] this blood is the shiznit. Oh, I'm sorry. I am BloodDrip, a vampire storyteller. One night, where ghosts could easily taint your old farts with heart attacks, there were four of the most cruel, bloodthirsty, hatred-packing gentlemen to EVER walk the very face, of the very place known as God's green Earth. They're so cruel, that arresting them is the act of killing a cockroach compared to THEIR deeds. They are so brutal, they'll gouge your eyes out the moment they catch you spying on them. And they are so...darn...hatred-packing, uh...they just basically hate the whole darn world. Who exactly could blame them? Quiet! If they hear you, you're dead. Four men are in an old castle somewhere unknown. The men are Frieza, Iori, Geese, and Akuma. Geese: Now here is the plan. ("GEESE HOWARD") We will get these six persons, and have them in a martial arts tournament. Geese shows them six pictures, each showing the names "Goku", "Gohan", "Piccolo", "Vegeta", "Ryu", and "Ryo". Akuma: It has been a long time... ("AKUMA") since I last battled Ryu. Iori: You guys know what I find ridiculous? ("IORI YAGAMI") That kid. (pointing to the Gohan picture) He's too young for our bait! Frieza: Listen, you! ("FRIEZA") If age mattered at this time, he wouldn't've given me a heck of a beating!* (*Remember Dragon Ball Z's "Frieza" saga?) Iori, to Geese and Akuma: Well, dudes, we have all become dumber just for having with us... (pointing to Frieza) a pansie who lost to a mere youngster. Frieza, powering up furiously: IF YOU DON'T TAKE THAT BACK...!!! Geese: Break it the heck up, fools! The sooner you do so, the sooner I'll explain the reason we'll run our targets into our tourney. We'll send some bystander some invitations, and when we get all six, we'll use this crystal (picking up an ancient artifact) to absorb whatever energy they sacrifice on each other. Frieza: And then we can divide that energy, become stronger, and then destroy them? Geese: Of course! Akuma: I can truly dispose of Ryu with that energy? Geese: Precisely. Iori: I can finally seal the Kusanagi bloodline? Geese, Frieza, and Akuma all stare at Iori (on account to the fact that Kyo Kusanagi, whose lineage Iori just spoke of, isn't one of their targets). Geese: Yeah, that's definite. (to all partners) Adeiu, my friends. Get a good night's sleep, for a big day is on the horizon; a day of revenge. [thunder clap] DOUBLE M ]>:] [ You've made it to the title! DOUBLE M HEROES OF MAJESTY ]>:] [ The prologue is over! DOUBLE M HEROES OF MAJESTY Battle of Akumavania Based on the MUGEN game by MekkMUGEN Technologies ]>:[ ] Must have blooooooood! Scene 1 A mysterious man (?), who isn't any of the four main antagonists knocks on the door of a dome-shaped house in a forest. Chi-Chi, Goku's wife opens it. ?: Greetings, ma'am. There's business afoot between me and (whipping out the Goku and Gohan pics) these two sports. Chi-Chi, after looking at the pics: (about Goku) My husband can do this thing, (about Gohan) but there's already business going on between my son and his school work. ?: Dear lady, the boy's school work can wait. He CAN go for extra credit. Chi-Chi, with angry look on her face: Do you mind if I whisper something in your ear? ?: Not in a thousand years. Proceed. Chi-Chi, into ?'s ear: F...Y...I... I AM RAISING MY SON SO HE CAN BE A SCHOLAR, NOT THE BARBARIAN HIS FATHER ALREADY IS!!! BUT IF YOU INSIST THAT HE SACRIFICES BRAIN-POWER FOR WHATEVER PARASUICIDAL BULL-PLOP YOU HAVE IN MIND, SO BE IT!!! ? enters the dining room, where Goku and Gohan are eating. Goku: Oh, hi. What can we do for ya? ?: WHAT?!! Goku, louder: I said, "Hi. What can we do for you?" ?: I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! YOUR WIFE SCREAMED IN MY EAR LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW!!! Goku: DO I HAVE TO BE THIS LOUD?!! ?: YES, THAT'S IT!!! Goku: WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU?!! ?: I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU AND YOUR SON!!! Gohan: What kind of... I mean, WHAT KIND OF PROPOSITION?!! ?: A MARTIAL ARTS TOURNAMENT!!! Goku: AWESOME!!! COUNT US IN!!! Gohan: I WONDER WHO'LL WE'LL FIGHT!!! ?: YOU'LL SEE, GENTLEMEN!!! YOU'LL SEE!!! Scene 2 ]>:] After the invitor brought Goku, Gohan, Piccolo, and Vegeta into Geese's tournament, the only two left were Ryu Hoshi and Ryo Sakazaki. Ryu meets ?. ?: Are you Ryu Hoshi? Ryu: I am. ?: You have been invited to a martial arts tournament. Do bare-footed wanderer like? Ryu: I will overlook your making fun of my attire and accept your offer. ?, thinking: Five down, one to go. Scene 3 Ryo runs as if in a hurry, with pie filling all over him. Ryo: Curse that pie fight I just ran into! I'm running late for my sparring with Robert! ?, appearing before Ryo: Halt! Ryo tries to brake his running just to skid until he was a few inches near him. Ryo: Why didn't you bug off?! You could've got hurt! ?: Actually, I'd like to enlist you into a... Ryo: Martial arts tournament? ?: True is your guess. Ryo: Thanks for the offer, but a friend's expecting me. ?: You got a cell phone? Ryo: Yeah, why do you ask? ?: Call him, and tell him you can't come. Ryo: No. ?: You'll win a free Kyokugen dojo in which pupils can be trained. Ryo, with Fat Albert's voice: Hey, hey, hey! (w/ normal voice) Count my rear end in! ?: Great! But first, let's clean you up. Scene 3 ]>:] Now the first phase of Geese's plan was complete. The four noticed that the pawns have known each other through the ages, which Geese already knew. After the fight between Gohan and Piccolo, there was a break. Goku and Gohan are pigging out. Their fellow contestants are staring at them. Ryu, to Piccolo: Do they always eat like that? Piccolo: Unfortunately, yes. Ryo is the most disgusted, as he is unable to eat his ravioli and is muttering under his breath. Ryo, muttering: oh, man. can't stand it. goodness gracious, it's ridiculous. Vegeta, who overheard Ryo's murmurs of disgust: Yup, that's Kakarot and son for ya. Ryo: Who's Kakarot? Ryu: Yes, who? Piccolo: Kakarot was Goku's original Saiyan name. As a Saiyan himself, or I should say the PRINCE of Saiyans, that is exactly who Vegeta refers to him as. Ryo: Oh, (changing subject) but look at that! It's absolutely ludicrous! If I ate like that in front of my dad, he'd toss me away from the dinner table. And the mess they're making! Vegeta: What mess? Ryo: The mess that I'm wearing, such as (pulling up hair) these mashed potatoes in my hair. Vegeta: That's just bad luck. Ryo: Bad luck?! Look at these cheeseburger chunks! (shows said chunks on his arm) That was Gohan! A blob of ketchup flies into Ryo's eye. Ryo, pointing to ketchup'd eye: This, too, is from said culprit. Vegeta: Perhaps it's about time you lay-off the dramatics. Ryo: This isn't dramatic; this is ridicule! I've stumbled into a pie fight, was denied from a scheduled sparring with a friend, and now THIS is happening! And as a Kyokugen stud, I deserve no such shenanigans! Vegeta, angrily picking up Ryo's plate of ravioli: And what happens to starving Kyokugen studs is no different from what happens to other starving people, now (slamming plate into Ryo's face) EAT!!! When the plate falls off, Ryo is depicted with ravioli pieces covering his eyes and inside his mouth. ?, entering the cafeteria: Next up, Vegeta vs. Ryo. Vegeta: Gah! (dumping ravioli into Ryo's mouth) You just had to stall us, didn't you?! (pause) Chew, for crying out loud! ]>:] And so, Vegeta and Ryo waged battle the moment they entered the arena. And Ryo emerged victorious. Ryo: Well, I've beaten you this time. Vegeta: I'd consider that beginner's luck if I were you. Scene 4 ]:[ Back in the castle, the four villains look at the results of the last two matches. Geese: Okay, Gohan won over Piccolo; Ryo won over Vegeta. We sure have gotten a good amount of energy from four of our guinea pigs. Frieza, to Iori: And you said Gohan was a so-called "mere youngster". Iori: Shut up, freak of nature! Geese: Break it up, you morons! Save your energy! Akuma: Would you mind? I'm meditating. Iori: Who cares? Frieza knocks Iori down with an energy blast. Frieza: Enough from the peanut gallery. Geese: Agreed. Now, the energy that's left for us to take is that of Goku and Ryu. ]>:] Back in the arena, Goku and Ryu fought in THEIR match, with their respective Kamehamehas and Shinkuu Hadoukens struggling against each other to hit their targets. After plenty of energy-sacrificing, Ryu stood upon the arena proudly, for Goku was the loser. Ryu: Hopefully, I'll not forget one bit of that incredible battle. Goku: Me neither. I deserve my kudos. Back in the castle... Geese: Good lord... all that energy. Frieza: Those power struggles have brought us into a killer situation! We've harnessed immense amounts of energy! Geese: It begins... Scene 5 ]>:] Back in the cafeteria, all six good guys celebrate their efforts to be the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the... Ryo, being annoyed by BloodDrip: Shut up, already! Piccolo, also annoyed: You just gave me a migraine! ]<:[ Sorry! ?, entering the room: Gentlemen, I have a note for all six of you. The letter says: Dear Occupant, Go to Akumavania. The address is "7734 Drakura Terrace". Be there, or be square. Yours Truly, We Cannot Say ]>:] May I talk now? Oh, all right. And so the six contestants came to Drakura Terrace, and stand in front of a castle. Just when Goku is about to knock on the door, Iori's voice sounds. Iori: Well, well, well, what have we here? Ryo, to Ryu: Akuma, huh? Instead we get Iori. This place should've been called Iorivania. Piccolo, to Iori: What do you want from us? Iori: A fight to the death, that's what. Piccolo: Very well! (takes off turban and cape) I'll go first! Iori: It's your funeral, buddy! (throws a punch) Piccolo blocks the punch and throws a blow of his own, which is also blocked. The two fighters then exchange blows. After some time, Iori scratches Piccolo's arm. Piccolo: UHHHHH!!! (looks at resulting flesh wound) Did you just scratch me?! Iori: Isn't it obvious, mean green stallin' machine?! (charges at Piccolo) Iori: Starts scratching at Piccolo, then he grabs him, causing a purple explosion to knock him back.* (*Maiden Masher) Iori: (pause) Why is it that the most intimidating-looking imbeciles are absolute wimps? Gohan looks down at Piccolo angrily, and then at Iori with the same look. Iori, to Gohan: What's the matter, tyke? Miss your mommy? Gohan, powering up furiously: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Ryo, with the force of Gohan's energy overwhelming him: What the?! Ryu, also suffering: This is actual power from a child? Ryo, grabbing the back of Ryu's gi: NYAHHHH!!! Ryu: No, Ryo, let g-(falling back)-WOAH! Goku, looking down at the literally-blown-away friends: You two all right? Vegeta: Have no pity, Kakarot. They deserve it. Gohan, really angry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Now Goku and Vegeta themselves are being blown away. Goku: Or do th-(falling back)-EEEYYYYY!!! (grabs Vegeta's Saiyan armor) Vegeta: Kakarot, you let go of m-(falling back)-AEIYYY!!! Iori, sensing Gohan's energy: (thinking) No wonder Frieza got smacked up by to this little banshee. Gohan warps right at Iori, punching him square in the face. Iori: UH! Iori then waves his arm upward, as if throwing underhand, and columns of purple energy move toward Gohan. Gohan dodges and Piccolo gets hit instead. Piccolo: UHHH!!! Gohan: Oh, no! What was I thinking?! Iori: Over here! Iori kicks Gohan across the ground. Gohan then dives toward Iori, yielding a headbutt, which knocks Iori down. Iori: OOF! Landing one of his feet hard on Iori's neck, Gohan powers up a Masenko. Gohan: MASENKO!!! The Masenko applies a burn on the back of Iori's head after the usual explosion. Iori: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Gohan lands one final blow - a kick knocking Iori to a nearby forest. The battle against the dreaded Yagami is over. ]<:[ ] ... (pause) ]:[ Oh, I'm sorry. That battle just made me speechless. Kinda hard as get-out to believe that a kid such as Gohan became so darn powerful without any steroids or something. Goku, Vegeta, Ryu, and Ryo all return to the castle grounds and are suprised at Gohan's easily ridding their midst of Iori. Goku: Great fightin', son. Gohan, grinning: Thanks. Ryu, looking at front door: Now let's see who our next opponents are. Ryo: Yeah! I can't wait! Ryu knocks on the door in a five-beat rythym. The knocker finishes the seven-beat rythym whose first part Ryu did. Ryu and Ryo: NYAAAAHHHH!!! Ryo alone: G-g-g-g-GHOST! Both karate masters run behind a bush. Goku: C'mon, you guys. It's only a door thing. Ryo: A door thing, my foot! Ryu, realizing how foolish he acted: Why the heck are we hiding behind a bush?! (to Ryo) We are warriors, not cowards. (pulling Ryo by hair) Get out from there! Ryo: You trying to kill me?! Piccolo eats a senzu bean while overhearing Ryu and Ryo's quarrel. Piccolo, to Ryu and Ryo: Knock it off! Ryu and Ryo stare at a now rejuvenated Piccolo. Ryo: What happened to you? How'd you... Ryu: He healed himself, somehow. Piccolo: True. (picking up a senzu bean) With one of these. Ryu: A mere bean? Ryo: A mere bean, huh? (snickering) BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Vegeta: The Namek is not showing you an ordinary bean! (readying Big Bang) Gimme one heck of a reason I shouldn't blast you right now! Goku: Vegeta, please. Vegeta, cancelling Big Bang: (gritting teeth) Guh! Piccolo, looking at Vegeta and then back at Ryu and Ryo: Vegeta is right about this essential item not being your typical piece of food. In battle, it's best to carry at least one of these with you. Should you ever be too weak to carry on the fight, pop the bean in your mouth, chew it if you like, and then swallow. (grinning) In no time you should then be standing tall once again to resume the battle. Ryu: Thanks for your knowledge of such an interesting item. Goku: Now how about we open this door and see who exactly wants to see us. The six protagonists enter the castle. Scene 6 ]>:] Our heroes have seen no castle quite like this one. It seemed truly haunted. And I, in no way, mean haunted as in scary-movie haunted. I mean haunted as in really-really-REALLY-scare-people-so-that-they- get-nightmares-for-the-rest-of-their-lives haunted. A home movie taking place here could be a Blair Witch Project-clone, and would be scarier than Blair Witch itself! Isn't that weird?! Goku, in reaction to scary sound effects: Boy. Whoever lives here LOVES fright-sound tapes!* (*Those audio cassettes or compact discs that play frightening sound effects and thus is usually a Halloween thing) The main heroes of this story look at the direction of the following sounds as they suddenly are made: -Shaking of chains -"Jeerah" roar -Scream from young man -Crunching of bones -Screams of another man whose flesh and muscle are being eaten by a monster -The sound of bubbling lava and a woman screaming -Growls of rabid dogs and pain-based screams of children Frieza, not depicted yet: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! All protagonists: Frieza! Frieza, now depicted as he walks out of a shadow: Long time no see, boys. Ryo: Where's Akuma? He's the guy this castle's named after. Frieza: I didn't come here to play 20 Questions; I came here to dispose of you six. Ryo: Maybe it's about time you get a taste of the one and only karate of Kyokugen. Frieza: And you get a taste of TRUE AGONY!!! Ryo and Frieza begin to exchange blows against each other, and suddenly Ryo throws and energy ball* at him. (*Ryo's energy ball is known as Kooh-Ken) Frieza: UH! (no longer staggering) Deux can play that jeux!* (*Deux; Jeux = French) Ryo: What? Frieza: (pause) Dos can play that juego.* (*Dos; Juego = Spanish) Ryo: Lay off the gibberish, okay? Piccolo, to Ryo: That wasn't gibberish; that was French and then Spanish. Ryo: Still, what does it mean? Frieza: TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME, YOU MORON!!! (launching numerous energy balls) AAAAAAAAHHH!!! Ryo, in reaction to energy barrage: Oh, man! Hao Sho Kooh... A bright-orange, concentrated energy ball appears in Ryo's cuffed hands. Ryo, just before Frieza's energy balls hit: KEN!!! Ryo's concentrated energy wave* eats up Frieza's energy balls and hits Frieza himself. (*Hao Sho Kooh Ken, the Kamehameha or Shinkuu Hadouken of Kyokugen techniques) Frieza: AAH! (BOOM!) After getting knocked down, Frieza gets back up, just to see Ryo run toward him with one of his fists held back. Ryo: Heaven Glaze Punch! Ryo punches Frieza square in the face, sending him flying through the castle's corridors. Ryo: Serves him right. Goku: Say, that fright-sound tape stopped for some reason. Vegeta: Yes, I've found that out while Ryo and Frieza were fighting. Piccolo: Let's step on it and get moving. The six warriors enter a fully lit room with plenty of machinery. Goku: Whoa! When did we enter a sci-fi flick? Geese, undepicted: Never! (becomes depicted) Goku: Geese? Geese: No other soul! Goku: So you, too, want us to perish? Geese: Exactly. Vegeta: Well, I want you, grandpa, to tango with the Prince of every living Saiyan in the universe. Geese, w/ puzzled look at Vegeta: What do you think this is? A fairy tale? Vegeta: Fairy tale?! (powering up) AAAAAAAAHHH!!! Vegeta's hair turns gold and the pupils of his eyes become green.* (*Super Saiyan Form) Geese: Nice trick with the hair; you're still no match for me. Vegeta: Prove it! Haaa! Vegeta throws a punch, which Geese catches. Vegeta, surprised: Uh! Geese gives Vegeta an uppercut. Vegeta, recovering from said blow: You'll regret that! Geese once again blocks Vegeta's punch, this time he slams him onto the ground.* (*Atemi Nage, Geese's counter-only technique) Geese, look down at an overpowered Vegeta: Now brace yourself for my most devastating technique. (raising hands) Raging... Vegeta: Uh...uh uh uh! Geese, lowering hands: Storm!!! Vegeta dodges what turns out to be a cage of energy surrounding Geese just in the nick of time. Vegeta: Galick Gun! Geese, looking in Vegeta's direction: What? Vegeta's Galick Gun beam hits Geese. Geese: GUUUUUH!!! (crashes through castle wall, making a hole leading outside) Vegeta then returns to normal form. Vegeta, looking at a door leading to a room none of the protagonists have entered yet: Who's waiting for us in that room? The other five main stars approach Vegeta to see the door, then it opens, revealing Akuma himself. Ryo: Well it's about time we caught up with ya. Akuma: Welcome. See this crystal? (shows the crystal that was mentioned early in the play) This contains the energy you six guinea pigs have given us; the majority of which comes from (to Goku and Ryu) both of you, Ryu and Goku. Now feast your eyes as I become the most powerful being to roam this vainly existant world. Goku: No! (launches energy ball at Akuma's arm making him drop the crystal) There is no need to bite off more than you can chew. Fight me right, now, without that stolen energy. Akuma: Very well, Goku, but you... will... regret what you have just did! Both contenders begin to fight each other. Some time later, Goku kicks Akuma in the chest and punches him across the face. Akuma then punches Goku in the chest several times, and then an uppercut. Akuma: I told you you'll regret it! (kicks Goku across the face) Goku staggers as he gets back up from Akuma's blow. Akuma: Now, brace yourself for your demise. Akuma then channels energy onto both of his fists and puts his hands in a Hadouken-style position.* (*Messatsu Gou Hadou, Akuma's version of the Shinkuu Hadouken) Goku: Uh-oh! (readying his next attack) Ka-me-ha-me... Akuma suddenly launches his Messatsu Gou Hadou. Goku, in alert to the opposing beam: HA!!! Goku's Kamehameha strikes Akuma's attack just before it tries to fry Goku. A power struggle begins, and in desperation, Goku transforms into a Super Saiyan. As a result, Goku's wave plows through Akuma's. (BOOM!) Akuma, staggering: This is the reason for this castle's own energy combining with yours; to eliminate the likes of YOU!!! Akuma warps toward the crystal and grabs it. Akuma: Now you will encounter a TRUE adversary! Akuma holds the crystal up in the air, glows from its power, and has a complete overhaul of energy. All six of the good guys can sense it. Ryu, thinking: How could you go too darn far like this, Akuma?! Gohan, thinking: Please be the victor, dad! ]>:] This is the part with the climax; the final battle. Goku and Akuma exchange blows so fast, none of the spectators can see it. Akuma, readying Raging Demon: YOU WILL NOT STAND IN MY WAY!!! Akuma glides toward Goku and grabs him. Goku: NO!!! (BOOM!) Piccolo: Uh! Gohan: Dad! Vegeta: Kakarot! Ryo: No way! Ryu, to Akuma: You foul apparition! (pause) Akuma, looking down at Goku, who is no longer Super: Serves you right. ]<] Or does it? Goku: YAH! The force of Goku's energy knocks Akuma far back from him. Goku, getting back up and then raising his arms up in the air: Elements of nature, GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH! Outside the castle, what looks like vapor rises from the woods and moves into the castle and above Goku's hands, forming a giant ball of energy.* (*Spirit Bomb) Akuma: What is that?! Goku: The last thing you'll ever see, Akuma! (throwing Spirit Bomb) Ha! Akuma, watching the Bomb move toward him: No! I will not lose to that energy! Akuma launches his last Messatsu Gou Hadou at the Spirit Bomb; the counter- attack miserably fails, as the Bomb makes contact with Akuma. Akuma: AAAAAAAH!!! (BOOM!) Akuma lays on the ground, out cold, and the castle starts crumbling. Goku: What the...? Piccolo: The castle... it's crumbling! Ryu: Let's get out of here! All six members leave Akumavania just in time to watch the mysterious castle fall into ruins. ]>:] At long last, the six brave warriors defeated the evil culprits of enhancing the evil power of Akumavania. The six were welcomed to a city called Majesty City, from which the castle was not too far. The mayor of the city was most proud of eliminating the evil powers of Akumavania, and made the warriors known as... the HEROES OF MAJESTY! END Heroes of Majesty copyright 2003 MekkMUGEN Technologies. Goku, Gohan, Piccolo, Vegeta, Frieza, and all related characters copyright 2003 Akira Toriyama/Toei Animation. Ryu Hoshi and Akuma copyright 2003 Capcom. Ryo Sakazaki, Iori Yagami, Geese Howard, and all related characters copyright 2003 SNK Playmore. BloodDrip is an original character and copyright 2003 The Whole Marcos Show. All right reserved.